Brenton
Just to let you know, I oppose Bin Laden.
September 10th 2007 09:40
Individuals such as this man... send shivers up some folks spike. For all we know he could be singing about human rights, ethics, peace or other subjects today associated with Terrorism.
I’m all Anti Laden. Don’t like the fellow. Now, really I didn’t think I needed to put it out there. It just goes without saying…
I thought. However, I’ve now discovered after considerable time on the blogosphere, it seems that not preaching hate, stating your support or being totally insane isn’t enough in these troubled times. I’ve heard conservative bloggers, yellers, whiners and grunters all claim the the Muslim community is ‘like so totally pro terrorism becoz they like, aren’t protesting against him and being loud enough about how terrorism is like, bad.’
I know that I’m not Muslim, dark skinned or able to grow credible facial hair. However, I do seem to be a potential candidate for not dissing Bin Laden enough.
For one, I’m often an advocate of Left Wing ideas. In Australia that doesn’t mean too much. But in America this places me in the category of Liberal – a dirty word meaning a super-powered Anti-Patriotic hate machine intend on destroying all that is good and eating kittens. As I’m thus likely to be automatically aligned with the great forces of evil, it’s probably best I announce my anti-Ladenism before I have to! *Gulp*
Secondly, I’ve written a number of articles defending Muslim’s against intolerance. This could easily align me with the Muslim cause – making me more ONE OF THEM than ONE OF US.
Friends.Alleged Dope smoking human hating communist socialist anarchist Nazi environmentalist devil worshipping orgy encouraging book reading Wikipedia editing media controlling Beatles listening music downloading kitten eating Michael Moore adoring blog writing Christmas shunning homosexual agenda advancing Turnip boycotting propaganda spreading Left wing crackpots; Join with me now! Wave your hands and make a noise – Bin Laden is a knob!
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Comment by Damo
Why would anyone even consider that you were pro Bin Laden. That would so incredibly stupid or worse intentionally malicious.
Wouldn't be a sad day if people who were not completely honest or had honest motives had access to the internet?
Not that I care what people think about me. I have been hated by better people and that never bothered me.
Then again there is a slight possibility that this casting of aspersions is all part of a diabolically clever plot. A plot so clever that it would require the mind of some super mastermind. Perhaps they are taking a leaf from the Scientology training manual.
"to get rid of critics never defend, only attack. Make accusations even if they are baseless and keep repeating them until some niave twit belives them."
How clever is that. My god could they becoming after us all? The absolute cunning of their superior mind frightens me.....
Not.
BTW how did you get that photo of me just before I start blogging.
Comment by Brenton
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have you been viewing subvertive films such as Borat? Your knowledge of the 'not' joke seems to indicate its so.
I came accross your image floating around the internet and it took my girlfreind a long time to remove the asio watermark with photshop
Comment by Ahmed
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awww shucks
umm, givefn the ample hitler comparisons the internet is rife with it shouldn't be taken personally that one is accused of being a bin laden supporter or sympathizer.
btw, whats with the david humour brenton?